The Chosen One vs. The Stupid One

> Bella whines because her parents are divorced.
> Harry has never even met his parents because they were murdered when he was one.

> Bella whines because there’s only one bathroom in Charlie’s house and it’s always raining.
> Harry slept in a cupboard under the stairs for ten years, raised by his inhuman aunt and uncle and treated like a personal punching bag by his cousin, but he never complained.

> Bella was introduced to this amazing group of friends who care about her and try to make her laugh, but no, they’re not important, because she chose the pedophilic vampire who stalks her and wants to eat her.
> Harry had the entire Wizarding World against him (excluding his friends) when he claimed that the Dark Lord has returned, and he had a 100,000 Galleon price on his head when he and his friends were on the run to save the world, not to mention the fact that the darkest wizard of all time has been hunting him down practically since he was born, but he keeps fighting.

> Bella whines because her boyfriend dumped her for her own good and mopes for no less than five months, not caring that her friends and father were worried as hell about her, before finally deciding to throw herself off a cliff.
> Harry is tortured because everyone he ever loved, trusted, or cared about, ends up dying, but he never moped around; he moved forward.

> When Harry looked into the Mirror of Erised, he saw his family standing beside him.
> If Bella looks into the Mirror of Erised, she would probably see herself making more devil vampire babies with her boyfriend.

> Bella whines because she doesn’t want to get old and wants to screw herself up by turning into a vampire and living forever with her boyfriend.
> Harry savoured the last moments of his life as he walked towards his death to save everything/everyone he cared about, and practically the whole world.

HAHA. I ripped it off Atiqah's tumblr. I'm reading thru her 100 pages of tumblr, cause every single page is superb funny xD